Out of office reply: Gone Sailing.
We apologise as we are currently unable to respond to your emails. We are onboard the Tientos with Lea and Keith bound for Darwin, Australia via Komodo and Kupang, Indonesia and and Dili, Timor-Lieste.
We are in capable and experienced hands and very much looking forward to the voyage, with our dream of flightless travel from England to Australia intact.
Wish us luck